2015 Vintage: The Fitbit Surge
Why was the boss vibrating? His watch told him he had been “Sedentary” for 20 minutes, so he started doing jumping jacks during the legal… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Fitbit Surge
2015 Archive: The Optimist
“At least now I can pretend I’m in a cool underground club!” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The Hotline Bling Glow… Read More »2015 Archive: The Optimist
2015 Legacy: The “Hello” Adele Comeback (Teasers)
Why was the 4th so “Loud”? Because Adele was about to return and tell the entire world “Hello from the other side” of the grill.… Read More »2015 Legacy: The “Hello” Adele Comeback (Teasers)
2015 Vintage: The VCR Chronological Freeze
Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will flash “12:00” for the rest of human history because the user manual was thrown away… Read More »2015 Vintage: The VCR Chronological Freeze
2014 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
Why Julianna Margulies? For being the only lawyer in Chicago who can keep her cool while everything around her is on fire. Part of the… Read More »2014 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
2014 Legacy: The Turtle
I’m “slowly” gaining followers. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The Graduation
What do you call a lawyer who specialized in “Flappy Bird Defamation”? “A guy who missed the ‘Next Big Thing’ by exactly 24 hours.” Part… Read More »2014 Archive: The Graduation
2014 Archive: The “Ice Bucket Challenge” in the Barracks
Why was it a safety hazard? Because getting a Private to dump water on his head is easy; getting him to do it without losing… Read More »2014 Archive: The “Ice Bucket Challenge” in the Barracks
2013 Archive: The Candy Crush Addict
They don’t change it; they just wait for their Facebook friends to send them a “Life” so they can try the socket again. Part of… Read More »2013 Archive: The Candy Crush Addict
2013 Legacy: The Sachin Tendulkar Retirement
Why was India in national mourning? Because the “Little Master” played his 200th and final Test match, ending a 24-year career that made him a… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Sachin Tendulkar Retirement