2014 Archive: The Graduation

What do you call a lawyer who specialized in “Flappy Bird Defamation”? “A guy who missed the ‘Next Big Thing’ by exactly 24 hours.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

@Jurassic_Park_Fan09/04/1997 16:12Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Nsync_Justin03/10/2014 10:59Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Dorm_Room_Hero08/29/2015 03:10My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Pentium_Power02/28/1995 22:14My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Steve-O_Wild05/02/2014 02:31Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Transformers_OP07/08/2003 18:35Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan07/04/2012 17:26Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!