2019 Legacy: The Lizzo
“I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that… guy who needs another beer.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Lizzo
2019 Classic: Lizzo
Why was 2019 “Truth Hurts”? Because Lizzo took a DNA test and found out she was 100% that girl who was going to dominate every… Read More »2019 Classic: Lizzo
2018 Legacy: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Battle Bus is leaving! Part of the 33 Classic… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Cargo
2018 Vintage: The 2018 Final Grammy Vibe
Why was it a “Classic”? Because it was the night the “Funk” (Bruno) won the war, “Kung Fu Kenny” (Kendrick) owned the stage, and we… Read More »2018 Vintage: The 2018 Final Grammy Vibe
2018 Vintage: The Green Book Road Trip
Viggo Mortensen eating fried chicken. 2018 is the year of the “controversial Best Picture.” Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Green Book Road Trip
2018 Classic: The Decaf Coffee Verification
Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the hot water was poured exclusively from the orange-rimmed pot and not the regular caffeinated one.… Read More »2018 Classic: The Decaf Coffee Verification
2017 Vintage: The MySpace “Wait, it’s still here?”
Why was the accountant laughing? He found his 2005 profile and realized his “Top 8” were all bots. Part of the 78 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2017 Vintage: The MySpace “Wait, it’s still here?”
2016 Archive: The Von Miller MVP
Why was he “The Dentist”? Because he spent the whole Super Bowl pulling Peyton Manning’s career out of the fire and the Panthers’ offense out… Read More »2016 Archive: The Von Miller MVP
2015 Archive: The Optimist
“At least now I can pretend I’m in a cool underground club!” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The Hotline Bling Glow… Read More »2015 Archive: The Optimist
2015 Legacy: The “Hello” Adele Comeback (Teasers)
Why was the 4th so “Loud”? Because Adele was about to return and tell the entire world “Hello from the other side” of the grill.… Read More »2015 Legacy: The “Hello” Adele Comeback (Teasers)