1997 Vintage: The Work Email Novelty
Getting an email at work used to be exciting; now it’s just a digital way for my boss to ruin my lunch hour. Part of… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Work Email Novelty
1997 Vintage: The “Promise Keepers” March
Why was the Mall so crowded? Because 1997 was the year everyone was looking for a “promise” that didn’t come with a political disclaimer. Part… Read More »1997 Vintage: The “Promise Keepers” March
1997 Legacy: Worst Picture
Why The Postman? Because it’s the only movie that makes the actual US Postal Service look fast and efficient. Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »1997 Legacy: Worst Picture
1996 Legacy: The Static Television Tap
Giving the side of a massive wooden console television set a firm, open-palm slap to stop the screen from rolling when the local broadcast signal… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Static Television Tap
1995 Archive: The Paper Loop
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Give her a piece of paper with “Please turn over” written on both sides. Part of… Read More »1995 Archive: The Paper Loop
1995 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Classic: The Dwayne
1995 Vintage: The Best Recording for Children
Why did The Lion King win? Because Disney owns the “Children’s Category” like a pride of lions owns the savanna. Part of the 38 Grammy… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Best Recording for Children