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1997 Vintage: The “Promise Keepers” March

Why was the Mall so crowded? Because 1997 was the year everyone was looking for a “promise” that didn’t come with a political disclaimer.

Part of the 35 Presidential Jokes: The 1997 “Second Term & Sheep Clones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid10/19/2001 02:44Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Sidekick_User12/03/2007 01:05Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Matrix_Rebel11/13/2005 22:58I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Silicon_Valley_Fan06/23/2004 06:25This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Abe_Sapien_Fan03/29/2015 01:24I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Rugrats_Tommy03/12/1998 21:06A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Austin_Powers_Y11/12/2001 08:01Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Liger_Owner_X10/20/2005 21:46It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club11/18/2001 08:51All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost02/18/2013 03:07Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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