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1996 Legacy: The Static Television Tap

Giving the side of a massive wooden console television set a firm, open-palm slap to stop the screen from rolling when the local broadcast signal fluctuates.

Part of the 39 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Walkman Batteries & Early Bird Bingo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Scream_Ghostface09/04/2000 23:18Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Binary_Boy08/09/1996 08:2501001000 01000001 (HA!).
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