2003 Archive: The iTunes Store
A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, “That’ll be five dollars, plus 99 cents for the right to… Read More »2003 Archive: The iTunes Store
2003 Vintage: Best R&B Song
Why “Love of My Life (An Ode to Hip Hop)”? Because Erykah Badu and Common proved that a breakup song about a genre is the… Read More »2003 Vintage: Best R&B Song
2003 Legacy: The Nokia 3300
Why did the phone look like a taco? Because Nokia decided that “music phones” should be held with two hands like a sandwich. Part of… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Nokia 3300
2003 Classic: The Daddy Day Care
“I’m a modern father!” “Sitting on the couch while the kids draw on the dog isn’t ‘day care’, Dave.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Classic: The Daddy Day Care
2003 Legacy: The Lord of the Rings 3
A guy says, “It’s finally over.” The bartender says, “The movie, or your story about the movie?” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Lord of the Rings 3
2003 Classic: The Camera Phone Panic
Why were gyms and pools starting to ban phones? Because the Nokia 7650 meant that anyone could take a 0.3-megapixel photo of you, and it… Read More »2003 Classic: The Camera Phone Panic
2003 Legacy: The 2003 Final Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Sand”? Because no matter how many times you showered, you were still taking a piece of Iraq home… Read More »2003 Legacy: The 2003 Final Vibe
2003 Legacy: The Specialist 2
“He’s the best.” “Why?” “He’s the only one who can find a vein on the first try.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Specialist 2
2002 Legacy: The Screen Resolution
Why was 1024×768 the “Golden Standard”? Because any higher and the icons became too small for the manager to find. Part of the 71 Office… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Screen Resolution
2002 Classic: The Queen’s Golden Jubilee
Why was the UK so happy in June? Because after 50 years on the throne, the Queen proved that she could outlast ten Prime Ministers,… Read More »2002 Classic: The Queen’s Golden Jubilee