2002 Classic: The Queen’s Golden Jubilee
Why was the UK so happy in June? Because after 50 years on the throne, the Queen proved that she could outlast ten Prime Ministers,… Read More »2002 Classic: The Queen’s Golden Jubilee
2001 Classic: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey Edition archive.… Read More »2001 Classic: The Hatch
1999 Classic: The Lemon Drop
A guy orders a Lemon Drop and says, “A sour end to a sour decade.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like… Read More »1999 Classic: The Lemon Drop
1999 Classic: The Internet Explorer 5
Why did the traveler cry? Because the browser crashed right as he was clicking “Confirm” on his once-in-a-lifetime trip. Part of the 50 Travel Jokes:… Read More »1999 Classic: The Internet Explorer 5
1999 Vintage: The Best Art Direction
Why did Shakespeare in Love win? Because they built a Globe Theatre that looked better than the one Shakespeare actually had. Part of the 38… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Best Art Direction
1999 Archive: Best Male Country Vocal
Why Vince Gill for “If You Ever Have Forever in Mind”? We’re convinced Vince Gill just stays in the building between ceremonies to save time.… Read More »1999 Archive: Best Male Country Vocal
1999 Legacy: Best Alternative Music Performance
Why Adore by The Smashing Pumpkins lost to Hello Nasty by the Beastie Boys? Because the Academy decided that three guys from Brooklyn with a… Read More »1999 Legacy: Best Alternative Music Performance
1998 Vintage: The RAM
Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM.” Part of the 48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Vintage: The RAM
1998 Legacy: The White House Gift
Hillary walks into the Oval Office and sees a new intern. She asks Bill, “What’s her job description?” Bill says, “She’s in charge of the… Read More »1998 Legacy: The White House Gift
1998 Classic: The Legend of Zelda (Ocarina of Time)
Why was the living room so musical? Because every kid with a Nintendo 64 was trying to play the “Song of Storms” to see if… Read More »1998 Classic: The Legend of Zelda (Ocarina of Time)