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2012 Vintage: The San Francisco Giants Sweep

Why were the Detroit Tigers so quiet? Because the Giants won the World Series 4-0, proving that even-numbered years (2010, 2012) were their personal property.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Fresh_Prince_9002/15/2000 03:17In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam11/13/2010 03:04I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Offspring_Guy02/16/1995 19:14The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Breakfast_Club_B08/20/1996 13:43Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Uncle_Rico_9802/07/2010 13:37I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler05/22/1995 03:47May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Wall_Post_Hero07/02/2006 18:06Posting this to my own wall right now!

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