Why did the traveler cry? Because the browser crashed right as he was clicking “Confirm” on his once-in-a-lifetime trip.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Problem? No, just laughs!