1998 Classic: The Legend of Zelda (Ocarina of Time)

Why was the living room so musical? Because every kid with a Nintendo 64 was trying to play the “Song of Storms” to see if it would actually snow.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the delivery so fast? Because the delivery vans are now ...read more »

Why are the kids so skeptical? Because after seeing ten differen...read more »

Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »

Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »

In 2001, Christmas was a portal to other worlds. We spent our hol...read more »

In 2014, Christmas was "Awesome" (Volume 1). We were all wearing ...read more »

Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist? It was feeling...read more »

Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »

Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »

Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »

In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »

Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He called AAA and ...read more »

Why was the family argument so intense? Because Alex Garland mad...read more »

Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has p...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad03/26/1997 19:11Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Dorm_Room_Hero11/07/2015 18:45My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F11/13/2015 16:22The future is laughing at us.

@Dodgeball_Pat06/26/2012 05:03If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Dancing_Baby_9602/05/2013 14:06Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Net_Neutrality10/29/2013 18:45Equality for all jokes!