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1995 Vintage: The Best Recording for Children

Why did The Lion King win? Because Disney owns the “Children’s Category” like a pride of lions owns the savanna.

Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 1995 “All I Wanna Do, Unplugged & Green Day’s Mud” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Legacy: Best Rock Performance
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2025 Vintage: Best Country Duo/Group Performance
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2024 Archive: Best Alternative Music Performance
Why "This Is Why"? Because Paramore is "Alternative" to everythin...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 1996 “Jagged Little Alanis & Mariah’s Snub” Edition
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40 Grammy Jokes: The 2004 “Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture” Edition
In 2004, the 46th Grammy Awards were a victory lap for the South....read more »
2024 Vintage: Best Country Solo Performance
Why "White Horse"? Because Chris Stapleton wins this award by def...read more »
2025 Vintage: Lady Gaga & Bruno’s Smile
Why did "Die With a Smile" win Best Pop Duo? Because when you put...read more »
2024 Classic: Best Melodic Rap Performance
Why "fukumean"? No, it was "All My Life" by Lil Durk and J. Cole!...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
Why "Ghost in the Machine"? Because SZA and Phoebe Bridgers are t...read more »
37 Grammy Jokes: The 2013 “Babel, Bow Ties & Somebody We Used to Know” Edition
In 2013, the 55th Grammy Awards were a mix of old-school acoustic...read more »

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2025 Classic: Best Alternative Music Album
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2025 Legacy: Best Melodic Rap Performance
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Jurassic_Park_Fan08/26/2000 12:40Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Terminator_T80010/13/2001 18:36I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Net_Addict_200008/11/2007 19:33My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Requiem_Dreamer09/24/2007 13:51That was intense... and funny!
@Flashdance_What12/06/1995 02:55What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Goldmember_I_L05/11/2005 22:55I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Frame_Set_Wizard08/19/1996 08:58I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Illidan_Blind03/29/2008 10:38I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Grammar_Nazi_9901/25/1995 09:18Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
@Podcast_Listener07/11/2002 14:49I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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