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1997 Legacy: Worst Picture

 Why The Postman? Because it’s the only movie that makes the actual US Postal Service look fast and efficient.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Encarta_User11/16/1996 06:34I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Tamagotchi_Dad04/20/2014 18:34Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Tony_Hawk_Pro10/12/2001 10:41Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan04/06/2001 19:31Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Dale_Doback_Fan04/28/2012 14:24Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Salad_Fingers_F12/22/2010 03:48I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

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