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2015 Vintage: The Fitbit Surge

 Why was the boss vibrating? His watch told him he had been “Sedentary” for 20 minutes, so he started doing jumping jacks during the legal briefing.

Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 2015 “The Dress & Windows 10” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja02/24/1999 20:28Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@South_Park_Cartman11/30/2010 07:15Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Incredibles_Dash03/07/2012 08:00That was super fast and super funny!
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@Frag_Master_9903/07/2007 21:48Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@Homestar_Runner08/21/1995 07:55That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

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