Why was it a safety hazard? Because getting a Private to dump water on his head is easy; getting him to do it without losing his sensitive items is the real challenge.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2014 “Little Green Men & Caliphate Chaos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
First! And it’s funny!