2007 Classic: The Introvert

“I want to live on an island.” “Does the island have Wi-Fi? Because if not, you’ll be back in two days.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

@The_Real_Morpheus01/05/2014 10:35What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Rewritable_CD12/29/2011 00:34I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Pirate_Bay_9906/04/2004 12:13Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Construction_Dig12/15/2007 21:04Still digging for more humor!

@Flash_Game_Dev12/16/2008 05:30I should make a game about this joke.

@I_See_What_You10/04/2007 20:05I see what you did there. Clever!