Why was the kitchen in total chaos? Because every aunt was trying to recreate the music video choreography, waving a ring finger (or a turkey drumstick) every time the song went “Uh-oh, uh-oh.”
Part of the 38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Rickroll” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2016 Joke: What Did The Cranberry
What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey on Thanksgiving mo...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Seating
Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "De-Extinction" Ham
Why did the ham taste like... mammoth? Because a biotech company ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Waiter (Cyber-Butler)
Why was a metal arm serving the gravy? Because Dad bought a "Home...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "North West at the Lion King" Drama
Why was the nephew "nepotism-ing" his way into the best seat? Bec...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Pluto’s Demotion” Edition
In 2006, Thanksgiving was a full-body workout thanks to Nintendo,...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer
Why was the 2024 turkey served on a neon green platter? Because e...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Flavor-Sync" App
Why was everyone eating different things but tasting the same tur...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & Hello from Adele” Edition
In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »
1995 Joke: Why Was The Corn
Why was the corn so popular at Thanksgiving dinner? Because it wa...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "JoJo Siwa Rebrand"
Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Glasses Glow
Why was everyone staring at thin air during grace? They weren't p...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Real-Life" Ad-Blocker
Why couldn't Uncle Jim hear the commercials on the TV? Because hi...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Drake vs. Kendrick Beef
Why was the dinner so tense? Because the cousins spent three hour...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
One joke to rule them all!
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
This is a comment on a funny joke.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!