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2007 Vintage: The New England Patriots 16-0 Season

Why did the President call them? To ask if they could teach the Iraqi government how to actually finish a game.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer11/06/2001 22:39You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@X-Files_Spooky02/08/2005 20:03I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Seinfeld_George10/12/1996 22:32What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Austin_Powers_Groovy10/11/2009 15:10Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Lion_King_Pumbaa09/16/1995 03:25They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@HTML_Hacker01/05/1997 00:45<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Napoleon_Dyna03/21/2001 00:01Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Midi_Background08/23/1995 06:02Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Toolbar_Hater09/14/2006 13:03My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

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