2013 Vintage: The Anna Gunn Win
Why did Skyler White finally win? For surviving five seasons with Walter and millions of angry internet comments. Part of the 38 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Anna Gunn Win
2013 Archive: Justin Timberlake’s Comeback
Why the “Suit & Tie”? Because after years of acting, JT wanted to remind us that he looks better in a tuxedo than anyone else… Read More »2013 Archive: Justin Timberlake’s Comeback
2012 Vintage: The Wind
I’m “blown” away by the Curiosity photos. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Legacy: The Mayan End-Of-World Indifference
Hearing the grandkids panic about the Mayan calendar ending in December and declaring that the world couldn’t possibly end until Grandpa finishes using up a… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Mayan End-Of-World Indifference
2012 Classic: The E-mail
She’s started “pinning” my e-mails to her fridge. Specifically the ones where I apologized for the “Thanksgiving Incident.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Classic: The E-mail
2012 Classic: The Onion
I’m “peeling” back the layers of the prophecy. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Legacy: The Plagiarism Evolution
Why did the English teacher look so suspicious? Because a student turned in an essay on Shakespeare that used words like “First Edition” and “Edit… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Plagiarism Evolution
2011 Legacy: The MRE “Chicken Pesto”
Why was it the favorite? Because in 2011, we finally discovered that “Green Sauce” hides the fact that the meat was cooked in 2008. Part… Read More »2011 Legacy: The MRE “Chicken Pesto”
2011 Legacy: The Surgeon
“I’m going to operate.” “Wait, is your scalpel voice-activated?” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Surgeon
2011 Classic: The Cake
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Classic: The Cake