1998 Legacy: The Karaoke King
A guy tries to sing “My Heart Will Go On.” The bartender cuts his mic and says, “The ship has already sunk, pal.” Part of… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Karaoke King
1998 Archive: The Dennis Rodman WCW Debut
Why was he in a wrestling ring? Because the NBA season was over and Dennis decided that “rebounding” was basically the same thing as a… Read More »1998 Archive: The Dennis Rodman WCW Debut
1998 Archive: The Low-Rise Jeans
Why was the passenger uncomfortable? Because she was wearing the new “Low-Rise” jeans and couldn’t sit down without exposing her entire lower back to the… Read More »1998 Archive: The Low-Rise Jeans
1997 Classic: The Bulletin Font Madness
Reading an announcement about a funeral reception printed entirely in Comic Sans font because the office computer just received new typeface options. Part of the… Read More »1997 Classic: The Bulletin Font Madness
1997 Classic: The Garth Brooks
We went to a country concert. I wore a cowboy hat. She told me I look less like a cowboy and more like a guy… Read More »1997 Classic: The Garth Brooks
1996 Legacy: The Telephone Book Stand
Utilizing a two-foot-tall wooden pedestal next to the kitchen wall phone specifically to hold the three-pound local White Pages directory. Part of the 39 Senior… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Telephone Book Stand
1996 Legacy: Babe (VHS)
Why did we feel bad for the Christmas ham again? Because the VHS was the #1 stocking stuffer, and that pig was just too polite to… Read More »1996 Legacy: Babe (VHS)
1995 Classic: The Viagra Rumor
In 1995, rumors about a new “blue pill” started. A guy tells his friend, “I heard they’re making a pill that makes you perform like… Read More »1995 Classic: The Viagra Rumor
1995 Legacy: The Cleaning
She cleans before the cleaning lady comes. I asked why. She said, “I don’t want her to think we’re messy.” Part of the 55 Marriage… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Cleaning