2005 Archive: The Sun
I’m “shining” on the LCD screen. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Lab Rat (04 Edition)
Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Social Networking” study? Because the lawyers tried to charge the other rats for “adding them as a friend.”… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Lab Rat (04 Edition)
2003 Vintage: The Flat Screen Transition
Why was the intern struggling? He had to carry the last 21-inch CRT monitor to the dumpster, and it almost won the fight. Part of… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Flat Screen Transition
2003 Vintage: The 7-Year Itch
“We’ve been married since 1996.” “So you have the 7-year itch?” “No, I have the ‘7-year-I-forgot-where-I-put-my-sanity’ itch.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In… Read More »2003 Vintage: The 7-Year Itch
2003 Legacy: The Finding Nemo Craze
Why did the White House watch Finding Nemo? Because “Just keep swimming” became the unofficial motto for the search for Iraqi chemical plants. Part of… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Finding Nemo Craze
2003 Legacy: The BlackBerry 6210
Why was the executive so happy? Because his phone finally had an integrated speaker, so he could talk without looking like he was wearing a… Read More »2003 Legacy: The BlackBerry 6210
2002 Vintage: The Scanner
I’m a visionary. I see right through your “puns.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The Coffee
Her coffee is so strong it’s actually illegal to transport it across state lines without a permit. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Classic: The Coffee
2002 Classic: India.Arie’s Snub
Why did she lose in all 7 categories? Because the Grammys wanted to remind everyone that “Video” is a great song, but sometimes the Academy… Read More »2002 Classic: India.Arie’s Snub
2001 Legacy: Silvio Berlusconi’s Return
Why did Italy re-elect Silvio? Because he promised to run the country like a business—which, for Silvio, meant owning all the competitors and the referees.… Read More »2001 Legacy: Silvio Berlusconi’s Return