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2005 Archive: The Sun

 I’m “shining” on the LCD screen.

Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator01/25/1995 15:59/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Pikachu_Fan_8810/13/2006 10:06Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Alt_Vista_Searcher06/14/2005 05:05I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Saved_By_The_Bell04/02/2000 23:54I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Netscape_Now_B11/05/2005 12:23I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat05/01/2015 18:56Heh heh heh. Good one.

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