2010 Vintage: The “Just the Way You Are”
Bruno Mars has arrived to tell every girl in the world she’s perfect. He’s the new king of the romantic ballad. Part of the 72… Read More »2010 Vintage: The “Just the Way You Are”
2010 Archive: The Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Part 1
Why the camping trip? For the year we paid full price to watch three teenagers walk through the woods and argue in a tent for… Read More »2010 Archive: The Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Part 1
2010 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
Why Jim Parsons? For proving that being the most annoying person in the room is a legitimate career path. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards… Read More »2010 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
2009 Classic: The “Year One” Logic
Why Jack Black and Michael Cera? For proving that the Stone Age was probably more fun to live through than this movie was to watch.… Read More »2009 Classic: The “Year One” Logic
2009 Classic: The Compass
I’m “oriented.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Chip
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.” Part of the 56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Chip
2008 Archive: The First “Twitter” Election
Why was 2008 the “Social Media” year? Because it was the first time we realized that a well-placed tweet could be more powerful than a… Read More »2008 Archive: The First “Twitter” Election
2008 Classic: The “No Air” Jordin Sparks
Chris Brown and Jordin are singing about suffocation, and it’s the most dramatic ballad of the year. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008… Read More »2008 Classic: The “No Air” Jordin Sparks
2007 Vintage: The Tea
I’m “spilling” the tech specs. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The Bee Movie Script
Jerry Seinfeld is a bee who sues the human race. 2007 was the year of “Why not?” in movie pitches. Part of the 62 Observational… Read More »2007 Classic: The Bee Movie Script