2017 Legacy: The Tree
I’m “branching” out into handheld gaming. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Legacy: The Rogue One Rebel
“Rebellions are built on hope… and spare light bulbs.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of Pokémon GO archive. Historically… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Rogue One Rebel
2016 Vintage: The “Chewbacca Mom” Laugh
Why was the breakroom so loud? Because everyone was watching a woman in a mask laugh at herself in a parking lot. Part of the… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Chewbacca Mom” Laugh
2015 Vintage: The “See You Again”
The official song for every goodbye, every graduation, and every time someone finishes a bag of chips. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “See You Again”
2015 Vintage: The Novak Djokovic Domination
Why was the tennis tour just a series of Novak trophy presentations? Because he won three Slams and 11 titles, making the “Big Four” look… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Novak Djokovic Domination
2014 Classic: The Spreadsheet Goal
Why was the chart “Material Design”? Because Google told us everything should be flat, colorful, and layered. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2014… Read More »2014 Classic: The Spreadsheet Goal
2014 Archive: Chris Pratt
Why did Andy Dwyer suddenly have abs? Because in 2014, he went from “Parks and Rec” to “Galaxy Guarding” by trading beer for CrossFit and… Read More »2014 Archive: Chris Pratt
2014 Legacy: The American Sniper Scope
Why the fake baby? For an Oscar-winning movie that featured the most obvious plastic doll in the history of cinema, proving that Bradley Cooper can… Read More »2014 Legacy: The American Sniper Scope
2014 Vintage: The Uber
We took our first Uber. My wife spent the whole ride judging the driver’s choice of air freshener. I told her, “At least he isn’t… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Uber
2014 Vintage: The Birdman Long Take
A movie that looks like one continuous shot. It made me feel like I was floating behind Michael Keaton for two hours. Part of the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Birdman Long Take