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2014 Archive: Chris Pratt

 Why did Andy Dwyer suddenly have abs? Because in 2014, he went from “Parks and Rec” to “Galaxy Guarding” by trading beer for CrossFit and pure charisma.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Breaking The Internet” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor06/24/2005 23:28You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@MIRC_Operator07/12/2006 19:57/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Emule_Donkey03/03/2003 23:11Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@CatDog_Alone03/20/1999 15:32One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@E_T_Phone_Home09/08/2006 15:48E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@PeanutButter_J06/07/2008 19:53It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Arthur_Fist_Fan04/25/2003 09:16My fist is clenched... with joy!

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