2020 Vintage: The Firefox “VPN”
Why was the nerd happy? “I’m in Canada! No, now I’m in Sweden! You can’t track my cookies… or my location!” Part of the 74… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Firefox “VPN”
2020 Archive: The Pizza
She told the delivery guy his mask was “lacking a sense of style.” Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition… Read More »2020 Archive: The Pizza
2020 Archive: The “Cardigan” Taylor Swift
She went into the woods and came out with a folk album. 2020 is Taylor’s “Cozy” era. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Cardigan” Taylor Swift
2019 Archive: The FaceApp Age Influx
Why did the school picture day look so strange on social media? Because every student was running their photo through a digital filter that made… Read More »2019 Archive: The FaceApp Age Influx
2019 Archive: The Better Call Saul Ignored
Why no award for Bob Odenkirk again? Because being a lawyer in Albuquerque is officially the longest road to recognition in TV history. Part of… Read More »2019 Archive: The Better Call Saul Ignored
2019 Classic: The “Cats” Human Hands
Why were they a joke? For proving that if you’re going to turn actors into cats, you should probably remember to give them paws, not… Read More »2019 Classic: The “Cats” Human Hands
2019 Vintage: The Billy Porter Tuxedo-Dress
Why was his outfit the star of the carpet? Because he decided that choosing between a suit and a gown is for people who don’t… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Billy Porter Tuxedo-Dress
2019 Vintage: The Laptop “Ice Lake” Chip
Why was it “Cool”? Because it finally brought “AI” to the processor, so the computer knows exactly when to crash. Part of the 72 Office… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Laptop “Ice Lake” Chip
2018 Vintage: The Garlic
I’m “breath-taking” (literally, I’m out of breath from running). Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Garlic
2018 Legacy: The Meg
“A giant shark is coming!” “No, that’s just the mother-in-law’s shadow on the pool deck. Abandon ship.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Meg