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2009 Classic: The Compass

 I’m “oriented.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator04/17/2013 16:50/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette12/14/2015 14:52I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Coffee_Addict12/12/1996 21:42404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@SoulSeek_Fan09/20/2005 17:38Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Oracle_Says11/24/2008 10:07I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Linkin_Park_Fan11/19/1997 22:00In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Footloose_Ren11/18/2013 15:38Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

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