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2009 Classic: The “Year One” Logic

 Why Jack Black and Michael Cera? For proving that the Stone Age was probably more fun to live through than this movie was to watch.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Transformers, G.I. Joe & Sandra’s Double Header” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic04/06/2008 08:02This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Shrek_Ogrelord09/09/2007 18:46Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Winamp_Skin_Maker12/27/2002 07:48Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee09/21/1995 07:58A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Optical_Mouse_9904/14/1998 16:20I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Lock_Stock_Two05/31/1998 03:37It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Pwnage_King09/05/1998 18:27Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Evolution_Dance07/11/2007 14:41The history of humor in one post.

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