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2004 Vintage: The Lab Rat (04 Edition)

 Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Social Networking” study? Because the lawyers tried to charge the other rats for “adding them as a friend.”

Part of the 53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Sidekick_User10/25/2015 16:44Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan04/15/1999 07:59This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Scanner_Darkly10/11/2007 16:00I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Hackers_Movie_Fan11/24/1997 05:06Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
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@Reddit_Original10/26/1997 14:53The front page of the internet... in 1999!

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