Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Social Networking” study? Because the lawyers tried to charge the other rats for “adding them as a friend.”
Part of the 53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
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46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »
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47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue 'Em All” Edition
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The Robin Hood Logic
Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »
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49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition
In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »
The Truth in Court
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2025 Classic: The Coffee Price
A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »
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In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
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