2011 Legacy: The Surgeon

“I’m going to operate.” “Wait, is your scalpel voice-activated?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

@Silicon_Valley_Fan12/27/1996 03:14This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Startup_Kid10/24/2005 21:24Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Karate_Kid_Wax07/05/2000 17:03Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Afk_For_Laughs11/02/1996 16:18Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Homestar_Runner07/23/2000 20:35That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Mind_Blown_Gif03/30/2013 22:20*Boom* - there goes my brain!