1998 Legacy: The Karaoke King

A guy tries to sing “My Heart Will Go On.” The bartender cuts his mic and says, “The ship has already sunk, pal.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Lara_Croft_9605/05/1998 21:24Found a real treasure with this one.

@BackToFuture_M01/23/1995 16:45Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Old_School_Frank11/08/2014 20:35We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Club_Penguin_Kid07/04/2015 00:59Waddle on over and read this!

@GL_HF_Runner01/04/2003 16:26Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

@Homestar_Runner12/22/2003 12:58That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Keep_Calm_Fan11/20/1999 14:08Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.