Hearing the grandkids panic about the Mayan calendar ending in December and declaring that the world couldn’t possibly end until Grandpa finishes using up a giant three-pound container of generic fiber powder.
Part of the 38 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Calendar, Digital TV Switch & Smartphone Overload” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
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Are you ready?! (For this joke).
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What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Actually, it IS a cool story!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!