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2011 Legacy: The MRE “Chicken Pesto”

Why was it the favorite? Because in 2011, we finally discovered that “Green Sauce” hides the fact that the meat was cooked in 2008.

Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Vaporwave_Original09/08/1999 04:41Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Diva_Plavalaguna04/13/1996 12:51The highest note of humor!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei05/16/1999 23:27You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@BackToFuture_M01/16/2014 05:28Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Delicious_Links04/13/2015 10:05Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Friendster_Ghost04/17/2015 09:12Remember me? I’m still laughing.
@Tuenti_Specialist07/12/1999 16:20A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Retweet_King02/05/1999 22:03RT if you think this is funny!

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