2014 Archive: The Jam
I’m “jamming” to the top hits on Spotify. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Legacy: Whiplash
Why was J.K. Simmons screaming about tempo? Because in 2014, he proved that being a jazz teacher is 5% music and 95% throwing chairs at… Read More »2014 Legacy: Whiplash
2013 Vintage: The White House Down
I told her I’m Channing Tatum. She said, “You’re ‘Channing-Tatum-After-Eating-A-Box-Of-Donuts’.” Part of the 67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition… Read More »2012 Classic: The Robin
2012 Archive: The Dentist
“You have a cavity.” “Can I pay in canned goods and bottled water?” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars… Read More »2012 Archive: The Dentist
2012 Classic: The Delete
I’m “erasing” my search history for “how to build a boat.” Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012)… Read More »2012 Classic: The Delete
2011 Legacy: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the soup was “prepared with a sense of tradition or just a sense of duty.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Restaurant
2010 Legacy: The Burj Khalifa
Why was the tourist looking so far up? Because the world’s tallest building opened and he spent his whole Dubai trip with a neck cramp.… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Burj Khalifa
2010 Vintage: The Prince William & Kate Middleton Engagement
Why did the world go crazy in November? Because after a decade of waiting, the monarchy got a PR boost that would last 20 years.… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Prince William & Kate Middleton Engagement
2010 Archive: The Chat Room
She’s the only person who can make a “Thumbs Up” emoji look like a dismissal. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram &… Read More »2010 Archive: The Chat Room