2010 Legacy: The Burj Khalifa

Why was the tourist looking so far up? Because the world’s tallest building opened and he spent his whole Dubai trip with a neck cramp.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Yahoo_Directory09/14/2004 10:49Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Discman_Skipper04/12/2009 15:06Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Scream_Ghostface10/17/2014 06:19Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Oracle_Says12/31/2009 03:15I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Cal_Naughton_Jr12/10/2014 03:17The magic man... is laughing!

@Bebo_Lover_0503/22/1995 10:01Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!