2005 Legacy: The “Zarqawi” Hunt Intensifies
Why was he so hard to find? Because in 2005, “Intelligence” was mostly just a collection of rumors, blurry drone footage, and one guy in… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “Zarqawi” Hunt Intensifies
2005 Archive: The White Stripes “Get Behind Me Satan”
Why the marimba? For Jack White ditching the electric guitar for a piano and bells, and still sounding like a blues legend. Part of the… Read More »2005 Archive: The White Stripes “Get Behind Me Satan”
2005 Vintage: Kanye West – “Late Registration”
Why was the “Gold Digger” song playing at the wedding-themed party? Because 2005 was the year Kanye officially became the most confident person in the… Read More »2005 Vintage: Kanye West – “Late Registration”
2005 Archive: The Silence
I’m “muted” in the meeting room. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Legacy: The MySpace Glitter
My profile now has a background that sparkles, a song that plays automatically, and a cursor that is a tiny heart. It takes ten minutes… Read More »2005 Legacy: The MySpace Glitter
2004 Archive: The Pharmacist 2
“This bottle has a ‘Child-Proof’ cap that even the child who designed it can’t open.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch… Read More »2004 Archive: The Pharmacist 2
2004 Vintage: The Polar Express Uncanny Valley
Tom Hanks is everyone, and the kids’ eyes look like they’ve seen things no child should ever see. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Polar Express Uncanny Valley
2003 Classic: The AIM Away Message Drama
Spending an hour selecting a cryptic, emotional alternative rock lyric for your AOL Instant Messenger status to make your classmates wonder what was wrong. Part… Read More »2003 Classic: The AIM Away Message Drama
2002 Archive: Catch Me If You Can
Why was the nephew pretending to be a pilot? Because Leonardo DiCaprio made fraud look so cool that the kid tried to “check-forge” his way… Read More »2002 Archive: Catch Me If You Can
2001 Vintage: Destiny’s Child “Say My Name”
Why did they win? Because Beyoncé, Kelly, and Michelle finally got the lineup right, and the Academy couldn’t stop saying their names. Part of the… Read More »2001 Vintage: Destiny’s Child “Say My Name”