2001 Archive: The Cats & Dogs Vibe
Why did it end up here? Because watching talking animals fight on screen was the only time people actually missed Jar Jar Binks. Part of… Read More »2001 Archive: The Cats & Dogs Vibe
2001 Legacy: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
Driving behind a massive steel sedan and observing that the vehicle appears completely driverless except for a tiny patch of white hair hovering just above… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
2001 Classic: The Website
I’m a spider. I’m just “web-designing.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Vintage: The Sitcom
She says Malcolm in the Middle is a show about her life, except she’s the one stuck in the middle of our “mess.” Part of the 59… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Sitcom
2000 Legacy: The Window
I’m a glazier. I’m just looking for a clear view. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Legacy: The Margarita
A guy asks for a Margarita “frozen, like my computer last night.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV”… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Margarita
1999 Archive: The Prepaid Phone Card Vault
Keeping a stack of cardboard long-distance minute cards in a wallet like actual cash, carefully subtracting thirty seconds for every single call made to an… Read More »1999 Archive: The Prepaid Phone Card Vault
1998 Classic: The Golf
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one. Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998… Read More »1998 Classic: The Golf
1998 Classic: The Iraq Disarmament Crisis
Why was Saddam Hussein playing hide-and-seek with UN inspectors? Because he knew that as long as they were looking for “weapons of mass destruction,” they… Read More »1998 Classic: The Iraq Disarmament Crisis
1997 Vintage: The Nut
I’m a squirrel. I’m just nuts about you. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified