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1998 Classic: The Iraq Disarmament Crisis

Why was Saddam Hussein playing hide-and-seek with UN inspectors? Because he knew that as long as they were looking for “weapons of mass destruction,” they weren’t looking at his bank accounts.

Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 1998 “Cigar & Search Engines” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pizza_Pizza_9908/10/2000 13:59Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance06/02/2005 15:45Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Grunge_Lord_9411/23/2008 07:11I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@CatDog_Alone02/26/1999 05:41One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Napoleon_Dyna12/29/2003 17:44Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob01/07/1995 06:34The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

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