1997 Vintage: The Nut

I’m a squirrel. I’m just nuts about you.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I met a version of myself that was actually productive. It was a...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "recycling" old 2024 memes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I can’t "bear" to wait for 2026.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "just" feeling fuzzy about the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

The decade kicked off with a shift in perspective. While Instagra...read more »

I’m "pining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full ...read more »

I tried to reload my personality in 2025, but I was already "up-...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

I’m "clicking" with the 6G network.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

@Linux_Kernel_0.107/18/2007 23:46Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Myspace_Tom06/09/2002 07:43I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Firewire_Fan05/19/2008 06:37Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Silk_Road_Ghost05/26/2010 15:05Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Ghostbusters_V11/23/2006 23:42Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Ancient_Aliens_G11/22/2000 07:48I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Ermahgerd_Girl04/18/2006 10:04ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Homestar_Runner05/07/2005 03:25That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Wall_Post_Hero02/17/2000 04:12Posting this to my own wall right now!