2009 Vintage: The Dot
I’m “connecting.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Avatar Blue-out
Why did James Cameron spend 12 years and $300 million? To prove that the world would pay billions to watch a 9-foot-tall Smurf fall in… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Avatar Blue-out
2008 Archive: The Witness Stand
Why did the lawyer bring a “Stress Ball”? To squeeze the truth out of the witness (literally). Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Archive: The Witness Stand
2008 Vintage: The Bodybuilder
“I’m not changing the bulb, I’m ‘testing the structural integrity’ of the ladder.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Bodybuilder
2007 Archive: The 300
A guy yells, “Tonight we dine in hell!” The bartender says, “No, tonight you dine on 50-cent wings.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Archive: The 300
2007 Classic: The MSN Messenger “Nudge”
Why did the screen shake? Because the intern wanted to know if the boss liked his “Doge” prototype. Part of the 82 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2007 Classic: The MSN Messenger “Nudge”
2007 Legacy: The Soulja
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Soulja. / Soulja who? / Soulja Boy tell ’em… open the door! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Soulja
2006 Legacy: The 2006 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a “Classic” year? Because it taught us that the most certain thing about the 2006 Oscars was that nobody—not even the winners—knew… Read More »2006 Legacy: The 2006 Final Oscars Vibe
2006 Legacy: The Evanescence “The Open Door”
Why the “Lithium”? For Amy Lee returning to show the world that Gothic rock still had a massive audience. Part of the 41 Musician &… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Evanescence “The Open Door”
2006 Legacy: The Three 6 Mafia History
Why was the win for “It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp” so iconic? Because it was the first time an Oscar ceremony felt more… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Three 6 Mafia History