Why did James Cameron spend 12 years and $300 million? To prove that the world would pay billions to watch a 9-foot-tall Smurf fall in love with a tree, as long as the glasses were uncomfortable enough.
Part of the 42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People, Bastards & The Hangover” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Minecraft Movie Square-off
Why does everything look like a block? For a movie that proved th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Civil War "What kind of American?"
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2025 Classic: The Superman Rebirth
Why was David Corenswet so bright? Because James Gunn decided tha...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Creator Visuals
Why the budget? For a sci-fi movie that looked like it cost $300 ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The John Wick Spinoff (Ballerina)
Why Ana de Armas? For proving that you can take down a whole room...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Beau Is Afraid Adventure
Why the three hours? For an Ari Aster movie that felt like a 180-...read more »
2025 Classic: The Saw XI Trap
Why Jigsaw? For the 11th time we realized that if John Kramer inv...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2006 “Casino Royale, Borat & The Boston Mole” Edition
In 2006, Hollywood was all about the "Reboot" and the "Deep Cover...read more »
2025 Classic: The Batman Part II Eyeliner
Why is it still so dark in Gotham? Because Robert Pattinson prove...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Any But You Chemistry
Why Glen Powell and Sydney Sweeney? For a movie that proved the "...read more »
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Why the "Double Strike"? Because it was the year the actors and w...read more »
2024 Archive: The Smile 2 Popstar
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2024 Vintage: The Monkey Man Fights
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Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
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