2021 Classic: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this? Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Classic: The Canoe
2021 Vintage: The Twitter Ministry Update
The older members of the parish council staring in deep disbelief at a proposal to post church updates on a micro-blogging platform, asking, “Who can… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Twitter Ministry Update
2020 Archive: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make a “Low Battery” sound like a personal failure on my part. Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Archive: The Phone
2019 Classic: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
Driving behind a massive steel car and observing that the driver’s seat appears completely empty except for a tiny patch of white hair hovering over… Read More »2019 Classic: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
2018 Legacy: The World Cup in Russia
Why did France win? Because they had a team that played like a well-oiled machine, while the rest of the world was just glad Putin… Read More »2018 Legacy: The World Cup in Russia
2018 Archive: The Vice Makeup
Why Christian Bale? For the annual tradition of Christian Bale gaining 40 pounds and disappearing into a historical figure (this time Dick Cheney) until we… Read More »2018 Archive: The Vice Makeup
2017 Classic: The Toast
I’m the “talk” of the subreddit. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Vintage: The Jimmy Kimmel “Matt Damon” Feud
Why did Jimmy Kimmel spend the whole night mocking Matt Damon? To prove that even at the Oscars, a fake friendship-rivalry is more entertaining than… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Jimmy Kimmel “Matt Damon” Feud
2015 Legacy: The Launch of the “Surface Book”
Why did the screen come off? Because Microsoft built a laptop with a “muscle wire” hinge that made it look like a futuristic clipboard, and… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Launch of the “Surface Book”
2015 Archive: The 2015 Exit
“Why was 2015 so colorful?” “Between the Blue Dress and the Rainbow filters on Facebook, we just ran out of neutral tones.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Archive: The 2015 Exit