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1995 Legacy: The Recess Soccer Match

Why was every boy sweaty and dirty after lunch? Because 10 minutes of soccer on a concrete lot with a ball that weighed a ton was the only way to survive the day.

Part of the 35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1995 “Chalk Dust, Tamagotchis & The Overhead Projector” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User01/14/1996 07:46Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Twister_Chaser10/28/2001 21:40A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@South_Park_Cartman06/04/2006 02:08Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Friends_Lover07/12/2003 11:09Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Tina_Eat_Food03/27/2007 08:42Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Browser_War_V11/21/2015 09:09Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
@Net_Neutrality06/19/2012 03:49Equality for all jokes!

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