People are writing tiny status updates that nobody reads. It’s like 2006 MySpace but smaller. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef… Read More »2024 Vintage: The 2024 Instagram “Notes”
Why did the salesman think he’d hit $1 million in leads? Because he’s “Delusional” and he believes that “Delulu is the only Solulu” for a… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Delulu is the Solulu” Era
Why was the suit so colorful? Because Jimmy McGill finally faced the music, proving that a spin-off can sometimes be just as legendary as the… Read More »2022 Archive: Better Call Saul Finale
Why did Greig Fraser win? For making a giant worm look like a masterpiece of light and shadow. Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Best Cinematography
Why was Poland watching Spain? Because Lewy traded bratwurst for tapas, proving that he can score 30 goals a season in any language. Part of… Read More »2022 Archive: The Robert Lewandowski to Barcelona
I’ll “never” forget 2022. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this? Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Classic: The Canoe
Why were there so many red flags over the pumpkin? Because in 2021, “liking candy corn” was an official reason to end a friendship. Part… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Red Flag” Emoji
Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get “crust-y.” Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2021 Archive: The Brave Sandwich
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