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2021 Archive: The “Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard” Burn

 Why? For a sequel that was 200% louder than the first one but 0% funnier.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2021 “Diana Musical, Space Jam & Gucci Accents” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2023 Classic: The Exorcist
Believer’s Price Tag: Why was it a target? For proving that spend...read more »
2025 Vintage: Mufasa’s Prequel
 Why was Mufasa: The Lion King hit? For proving that we didn't ne...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
 Why Awkwafina? For proving that having a unique voice doesn't me...read more »
2024 Classic: Madame Web’s ADR
 Why was the dialogue mocked? Because half the lines were clearly...read more »
2024 Archive: Jon Voight’s Marathon
 Why did he win Worst Supporting Actor? For appearing in four dif...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2021 “Diana Musical, Space Jam & Gucci Accents” Edition
In 2021, the 42nd Razzie Awards feasted on a year where Broadway ...read more »
2024 Classic: Joker’s Bad Romance
 Why did Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga win Worst Screen Combo? Be...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition
In 2005, the 26th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where high-prof...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2018 “Holmes & Watson, Gotti & Presidential Wins” Edition
In 2018, the 39th Razzie Awards faced a year where real-world pol...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Final Razzie Vibe
 Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year Disney realized t...read more »

😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: Worst Screen Couple
 Why Phoenix and Gaga? For proving that two Oscars and a lot of s...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Steamboat Willie" Horror
 Why was it a target? For proving that just because a mouse is in...read more »
2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple
 Why did Snow White dominate the nominations? Because Disney mana...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Superman" Pressure
 Why was James Gunn a target? Not for the movie being bad, but fo...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9902/06/2011 15:03Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@Tripod_Member10/27/2009 23:54Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@X-Gen_Mark02/01/2011 15:18This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@CRT_Degauss07/28/2000 06:02BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@MP3_Encoder05/03/2009 10:28128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Fat_Bastard_Get11/09/2002 23:38Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Ultima_Online_V04/11/1996 09:54Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

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