Keeping a stack of cardboard long-distance minute cards in a wallet like actual cash, carefully subtracting thirty seconds for every single call made to an out-of-state cousin.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Letting this joke through the port.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
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