2004 Vintage: The Polar Express Uncanny Valley

Tom Hanks is everyone, and the kids’ eyes look like they’ve seen things no child should ever see.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

Scarlett Johansson vs. Dinosaurs. 2025 is the year of "Prehistor...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

Step into 2014 – the year of the Ice Bucket Challenge, the launch...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

Paul Mescal vs. a rhino. 2024 is the year we finally went back t...read more »

Step into 2024 – the year of the "Not Like Us" anthem, the global...read more »

I’ve never felt more confident in my own dancing abilities than ...read more »

@Lord_Of_The_Rings06/01/1996 08:31One joke to rule them all!

@Full_House_Michelle09/26/2011 18:51You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Dawson_Creek_Fan09/27/2013 04:10I am crying... with laughter!

@Trainspotting_Rent12/30/1996 21:16Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Reservoir_Joe04/19/1995 21:00Professional humor for professional people.

@Digimon_Tamer03/09/2006 20:48My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Mini_Me_Rocks02/04/1995 03:04... (Laughter in silence).

@Lag_Victim_0101/04/2006 05:25I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!