“You have a cavity.” “Can I pay in canned goods and bottled water?”
Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition
In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »
The Busy Specialist
Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »
2025 Classic: The Specialist
I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »
2025 Archive: The Knee
"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hands
"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Surgery
"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »
2025 Classic: The Emergency
"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »
The Bad News First
A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Hospital Food
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »
2025 Classic: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »
The Fever Logic
Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
More capacity for humor on this site!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>