2005 Archive: The Silence

I’m “muted” in the meeting room.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "rooting" for the human team.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’ve "been" here since the first prompt.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m a "symbol" of the reloaded era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "peeling" fantastic about the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I’m "surface" deep in the newest OS.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

I’m "organizing" my virtual memories.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "rocking" it.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "writing" the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

@Baywatch_Runner10/11/2002 16:23Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Shrek_Donkey09/23/1999 00:01And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Unix_Wizard07/28/2009 14:15sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan09/03/2013 10:41Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Better_Off_Dead01/01/2015 15:14I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Brennan_Huff_X09/11/1998 05:36I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@YouTube_Beta_User05/30/2005 11:28I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

@I_See_What_You03/15/2009 21:03I see what you did there. Clever!

@Mind_Blown_Gif10/26/2012 10:09*Boom* - there goes my brain!