I’m “erasing” my search history for “how to build a boat.”
Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.