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2012 Classic: The Delete

 I’m “erasing” my search history for “how to build a boat.”

Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified

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@Diablo_Cow_Level06/03/2013 08:56There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Full_House_Lover07/28/2014 20:26You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Harry_Potter_0104/01/2008 13:21Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Fight_Club_Tyler01/11/2005 15:14The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Silk_Road_Ghost08/20/2011 18:49Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Brazil_Terry_G09/29/2001 22:28Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Ancient_Aliens_G06/03/2015 08:03I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

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